1.I'm going to grow up to be a pedophile. I've never met another person with such an unhealthy obsession with childrens cartoons.
2.Rule 34 applies primarily to food items - all other porn is there because SOMEONE is fapping to to.
3.That person is usually one of my friends. >_>
4.Japanese people like american cartoons better than anime. Like you all didn't see that coming.
5.WILD SNORLAX APPEARED!
6.Bugs bunny is actually gay; As of 1949.
7.You're childhood memories are someone's wet dream. And they have bad fan art to prove it.
8.Male characters affected by rule 63 are still fap-worthy for chicks.
9.Especially Bakura.
10.Q is the best letter of the alphabet.
11.Emotional scaring exists in bulk. There are literally colonies of people fapping to the Animanicas and Babs Bunny.
12.Even straight women like loli.
13.No matter what it is, someone wants to sex it.
14.I will always end up meeting these people.
15.The internet thinks I look like jailbait.
16.For someone reason, that pleases me.
17.There are people with self esteem so low, they will fight each other to get to do your homework.
18.Pyramid head has a sex-cult.
19.Screwdriver goes where?!
20.No one is straight. No excetions.
21.Cocksaw, goatse, and shotgun mouthwash put together are less grotesque than bad smut.
22.JDWTC. Spare change says so.
23.Needs moar gay boys.
24.Shock humor is the most elouate you will find.
25.It stops bothering you after a while.